35 Things that Porn Has Taught Us

Every wonder about all of the things that porn had taught us, look no further!

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Women also love it when you rip their expensive lingerie.
3. Men are always rock hard and ready to go.
4. Condoms don’t exist.
5. Men always pull out.
6. Women never have to worry about getting pregnant.
7. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than enough.
8. All woman are really loud during sexual activities.
9. Ingrown hairs don’t exist.
10. Women moan uncontrollably while giving blowjobs
11. Woman always orgasm the exact same time as men.
12. All men know where the clitoris is.
13. Assholes are clean.
14. Women don’t have pubic hair.
15. Women never have headaches.
16. And they never have periods either.
17. A blowjob will get you out of a speeding ticket.
18. Men groan “oh yeah” when they cum.
19. Asian men don’t exist.
20. When a woman is performing oral it is important then man remind her to suck it.
21. Double penetration makes women smile.
22. Unexpected anal makes women happy.
23. Any female with pigtails is a teen.
24. All other women are MILFs.
25. Men are always in the mood for sex.
26. It is acceptable for an authority figure to have sex with someone
27. Women appreciate when men cum on their face.
28. Slapping a half erect penis on a woman’s butt is a common and enjoyable sexual practice.
29. All young women love having sex with unattractive, middle-aged men.
30. Foreplay is unnecessary.
31. Women are always surprised when they unzip a man’s pants and find a penis.
32. Every man has a huge penis.
33. All women are bisexual.
34. Men high-five one another when participating in a threesome with a woman.
35. When standing during a blowjob, a man must always place one hand on his hip and the other on the back of the woman’s head.

**Disclaimer** I DO NOT believe these things to be true, it is only for a laugh.