35 Things that Porn Has Taught Us
Every wonder about all of the things that porn had taught us, look no further! Women wear high heels to bed. Women also love it when you rip their expensive lingerie. Men are always rock hard and ready to go. Condoms don’t exist. Men always pull out. Women never have to worry about getting pregnant. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than enough. All woman are really loud during sexual activities. Ingrown hairs don’t exist. Women moan uncontrollably while giving blowjobs Woman always orgasm the exact same time as men. All men know where the clitoris is. Assholes are clean. Women don’t have pubic hair. Women never have headaches. And they never have periods either. A blowjob will get you out of a speeding ticket. Men groan “oh yeah” when they cum. Asian men don’t exist. When a woman is performing oral it is important then man remind her to suck it. Double penetration makes women smile. Unexpected anal makes women happy. Any female with pigtails...
